Traumatatized

Today's episode:
 I have spent all day feeling inadequate at the hospital....watching procedures that were graphic even for me to handle. I got judged by more experienced nurses and all I have to say for myself is that I am tired. Too tired to be funny that's for sure...  So to make up of my severe humor intolerance  here is a list of some oldies but goodies:

M: ( sees a sign entitled " Decurtain  Lawn Services") But how will you cover your windows....
J: what?
M: ( pointing to the sign) But how will you cover your windows?
J: De Curtains?

M: but what about.....
J: De curtains, only de curtains.

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 Four year old:" her pees everywhere" ( say that one to yourself)

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Four year old: " Her likes dirt"

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B:  ( Upon watching little mermaid) " I don't know...I don't get it. I get depressed, I'm not following two eels anywhere. This has bad news written all over it"


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B: ( after judging M for drunkenly talking to a guy in a bar) Look at your life, look at your choices

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Ok my mind is like jello today...I cant think of anything else that we have said that was funny right now.

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Quote from a doctor " you made the right choice becoming a nurse...being a doctor is a pain in the ass" ....made my day lol