.....cafe?

M: making iced coffee drinks like I'm a star bucks. I used a blender and everything #badass 

J: let's open up a cafe and forget about the world. 

Why oh why didn't we put this plan into action years ago. What do we love? Coffee. When do we love it? Always. Cheers to the caffeinated life. 

Living the life ....kind of

Text between M and J:

M: So here's the scoop I'm not fit for public....I'm also day tipsy and watching Disney. So rain check on chicken

It's hard being this awesome.

Zorked

Hello readers....this is the lake house edition...


" awkward goose sex"

" that sounded consensual"

" call me the captain....I'm a motor boating biotch"


"You're a ball pad"

" stop being a shard"

" you're a tardis"

" wine soaked marshmallows...good. Marshmallow in wine...not good"

" I'm sun confused"

" crunchy wheaties....that's what she said"

" oh honey you're the Oatie one I need"

" that carp did not seize the day......uh I think that's a catfish"

" you just got zorked"